Back on top. Now that Saddam Hussein has been toppled, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's credibility is looking a lot better -- and that of his generals a lot worse -- than it did a week or two ago.

So now, of course, is the perfect time for "Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld," on Esquire.com, called to my attention by the estimable Yee Haw.

Talk dirty to me, Rummy!