Like Bush said about Adam Clymer, only minor-league. There are people - smart people - who think Mark Steyn is just terrific, a funny conservative truth-teller who deserves a wider audience.

I'm sure many of his fans cannot be convinced otherwise. But if you have an open mind, please read this repulsive recitation of half-truths. Check out, especially, how Steyn literally stoops to the Ann Coulter level.

Hey, Steyn: Max Cleland never could have made the "stupid mistake" that cost him three limbs if he hadn't gone to Vietnam in the first place. Too bad his daddy couldn't get him into the National Guard, eh?

Jesus. I think I need a shower.