Irony, incomprehension, and that
Mary Jo Kopechne reference. One of the many fine touches in
Charlie Pierce's recent Boston
Globe Magazine profile of Ted
Kennedy was this swift turn
of the knife:
That's how you survive
what he's survived. That's how you move forward, one step after
another, even though your name is Edward Moore Kennedy. You work,
always, as though your name were Edward Moore. If she had lived,
Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work
as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her
in her old age.
Brutally vicious, yes; unfair, no.
I certainly didn't think there was any mistaking Pierce's intent. And
it was confirmed for me last Thursday, when James Taranto, in his
"Best
of the Web" column on
OpinionJournal.com, wrote, "Charles Pierce must really hate Ted
Kennedy," and described the excerpt above as a "paragraph of pure
poison." Indeed, a letter published in the Globe Magazine last
Sunday described Pierce's piece as "truth, even though it is a savage
attack that strikes too close for comfort."
But it appears that not everyone
got it. Last Saturday, former Globe columnist John
Ellis ran just the last two
sentences of the poison paragraph on his weblog under the heading
"Only At The Globe" -- the implication being, I guess, that Ellis
thought Pierce was an addle-brained bleeding-heart who believed
Kennedy's lifetime of liberal legislating had wiped the slate clean
with regard to his role in Kopechne's death.
On Monday, Ellis acknowledged that
some of his readers had taken him to task for failing
to get it, and he ran a
lengthy e-mail from a friend of Pierce's. The next day,
Jay
Fitzgerald weighed in with
a long post on the affair, and came down on Pierce's side -- that is,
that the Kopechne reference was intended as harsh ironic criticism,
not as expiation. For good measure, Fitzgerald included an e-mail
from Ellis himself, who said he regarded Pierce's bit as "border-line
obscene" and "a spurious line of reasoning." Hmm. Well, okay, but
that's certainly not what I took away from the line "Only At The
Globe."
Yet Ellis's misreading -- if that's
what it was -- was minor compared to that of Mark Steyn, who wrote a
column about Pierce's piece on Monday in Canada's National
Post, which was passed on to me by a reader. Steyn quotes the
same Kopechne excerpt and then adds:
... Mr. Pierce's point is
a simple one: Sure, 34 years ago, Teddy fished himself out of the
briny, staggered away and somehow neglected to inform the
authorities until the following morning that he'd left some gal
down there. But, if he was too tired to do anything for her back
then, he's been "tireless" on her behalf ever since....
But among the orthodox left the
Clymer/Pierce view is the standard line: You can't make an
omelette without breaking chicks. This is subtly different from
arguing that a man's personal failings are outweighed by his
public successes. Rather, they're saying that a man's personal
flaws are trumped by his ideological purity, regardless of whether
or not it works. I doubt whether a 62-year-old Mary Jo would
regard Senator Kennedy as "bringing comfort" to her old
age.
(The Clymer reference is to New
York Times reporter Adam Clymer's biography of Kennedy from
several years back, once labeled by our only president as "a
major-league asshole.")
Steyn not only doesn't get it, he
twists Pierce's meaning beyond all possible recognition, making
explicit what Ellis had seemed to suggest implicitly. Taken within
context, Pierce is clearly, sneeringly saying that Kennedy's many
small accomplishments over the years can never undo his
reprehensible behavior at Chappaquiddick. Steyn, by contrast, asserts
that Pierce gives Kennedy a free pass. I wonder whether he even read
Pierce's entire article. Steyn is so sloppy that in his second
sentence he describes Pierce's piece as "a 10,000-word profile."
It is, in fact, about 8700 words. Not a big deal, but why say it if
you can't be bothered to get it right?
I sent Pierce an e-mail yesterday
asking him to comment. Here's his reply:
As to Ellis, whom I assume
is the Bush cousin whose
WSJ piece you
mentioned on Wednesday, well, we knew from Fox News that he
couldn't count honestly. Now we know he can't read honestly,
either. [Media Log aside: Whoa!] As for young Mr. Steyn --
what can I say? If he was Navajo, I'd blame it on the peyote. My
respect for Mr. Taranto grows by the hour.
Pierce adds that he may write about
this tomorrow when he fills in for Eric Alterman on his
Altercation
blog. Should be interesting.