FOOL ME ONCE ... In 2000, Bush ran as a moderate, then governed as a right-wing nutjob. Now he's outlining the themes of his re-election campaign, and guess what? For two months, anyway, he's going to be a moderate again. He even dusted off "the soft bigotry of low expectations" and called himself a "compassionate conservative." But Mr. President - I don't want to manage my own health-care plan.